The first and the last resort

14 Mar

Men rebel. That much is true and obvious. But what is the last resort? What is the first?

With old age all of our dignity and our rights slowly get taken away or lost until we have near nothing left.

When first born we have to learn our rights, reponsibillities and ultimately our limits.

I think that during both of these times and indeed through our whole life just one small and seemingly minute option to rebel against all forms of tirany and oppression. That is:

To miss. Young boys do it clearly on purpose – the toilet bowl is larger than their head and yet they still manage to spray urine all up the wall or over the floor.

Prisoners do it – when they have no rights and everything they do is monitored an judged. Excrement up the wall and pee in the corner.

Men in their prime. 30 – 45 reaching a peek in their career. Imagine them having a really bad meeting with the boss. I can imagine the need to pee in his plant pot or all over his chair. It’s almost animal.

Old infirm men, living in a home. Well it may be accidental and shakes because of the arthritis but after so many years of being able to pee standing up I think they will continue to do so. Even if they constantly miss. Because let’s face it – it’s the last vestige of rebellion. To be able to say screw you I’m going to pee on the floor. Standing up.

I might of taken the random thought too far, taken a theory out of context but maybe the animal inside us will always mark our territory.

I might suggest this to some waring factions in the middle east. Why don’t you all just pee on the land that’s yours and stop arguing. Go back to basics. Anyway, I’m off to the bathroom.

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6 Responses to “The first and the last resort”

  1. slightlyignorant 14 March, 2009 at 7:53 pm #

    Hahahahahahahahahaha – Alex, what a brilliant post! I’m laughing like an idiot right now…
    It definitely is some sort of leftover animal thing that men have – marking their territory with urine: be it the back alley behind a pub or their own toilet seat at home.
    As a dweller of the Middle East and as one living in a conflicting country – I’ll suggest this method to our leaders in a strong and potent letter :P.

  2. chloë 18 March, 2009 at 9:32 am #

    lol 🙂
    is that your way of peeing on your blog 😉

    you’re funny
    but, i think it’s true, my cat is constantly pissing near the street lamp outside my home; as if to say “this is my side”

  3. uninvoked 22 March, 2009 at 4:57 am #

    That is so male I don’t even know what to say.

  4. vajih 23 March, 2009 at 6:06 pm #

    its been 27 years and i still miss and i love it hahahhahhahaha

  5. chloë 25 March, 2009 at 9:53 am #

    hello alex i was going to nudge you to say “where the bloody hell are ya(?)” – get into the aussie mode

    thanks for caring.. 😉 i think i’ve worked out how “i” need to tackle this situation & i’m confident the outcome will be long over due

    *shh, we might do, but that would be secret womens business*
    x

  6. brokenparadigm 25 March, 2009 at 11:07 pm #

    bahaha I have to say that this was brilliant! (and that I’m quite happy to have stumbled on it!)

    After working with children… ESPECIALLY crazy, out of hand little boys, then having to clean the bathrooms… I can say that you are so right!

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